Real funny stuff

This link has real funny stuff written in the Gripe sheets by Qantas employees...

http://www.rb-29.net/HTML/03RelatedStories/03.10.FunStuff/17.Qantas.htm

A few of my fav...

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.