Quotes

Following are a few quotes which i saw as signatures over some emails.
funny and amazing.

1.sometimes i look up in the sky and wonder - is there intelligent life out there, or are they stupid like us!

2.It was like a major flashback, that's the first thing.
Then it got depressing, that's the second thing.
And then it wasn't that bad , that's the third thing.
But then it was over, that's the fourth thing.

3.if you are going to walk on thin ice,you might as well dance

4.The fire of failure tempers the steel of a man's character.

5.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons??